Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL!
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF!
Me: *Running around the house* START SPREADING THE NEWS! I'M LEAVING TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* GOOD NIGHT MOON, AND GOODNIGHT YOU! WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT I THINK ABOUT!
Family: *comes home*.
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*.
